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2006-11-23

If I Didn't Have You 完整歌詞

If I Didn't Have You

Written By: Randy Newman

Performed By:
Mike Wzowski.......Billy Crystal
James P. Sullivan.......John Goodman

  • Sully: And if I were handsome.
  • Mike: No way Sully: It could happen.Those dreams do come true
    I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you,
    Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
    Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
    Wouldn't have nothing...
  • Mike: Can I tell you something? for years I have envied
  • Sully: You're green with it.
  • Mike: Your grace and your charm. Everyone loves you, you know.
  • Sully: yes I know, I know, I know
  • Mike: But I must admit it, Big guy you always come through.
    I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.
  • Both: You and me together, that's how it always should be.
    One with out the other, don't mean nothing to me... nothing to me.
  • Mike: Yeah I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you to serve.
    I'm just a punky little eyeball, and a funky optic nerve.
    Hey I never told you this, sometimes I get a little blue.
  • Sully: Looks good on you.
  • Mike: But wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you.
  • Sully: Let's dance
  • Mike: haha
  • Mike: Look ma I'm dancin' Will you let me lead?
    Look at that it's two big guys alight on their feet.
    Don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me
    Ow, I should of stretched.
  • Sully: Yes I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you.
  • Mike: I know what you mean sully. Because,
  • Sully: I wouldn't know where to go
  • Mike: Me too. Because I,
  • Sully: Wouldn't know what to do.
  • Mike: Why do you keep singing my part?
  • Both: I don't have to say it
  • Sully: Aww...Say it anyway
  • Mike: Cause we
  • Both: Both know it's true I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
    I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
    I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
    Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have... you
  • Mike: one more time... IT WORKED!!
  • Sully: I don't have to say it.
  • Mike: Where'd everybody come from?
  • Sully: Cause we both know it's true.
  • Mike: Let's take it home big guy.
  • Both: I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothing
    if I didn't have,
    I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have,
  • Mike: You, you, you a e i o that means you yeah

引用 http://www.bunny.idv.tw/disney/mi_2.html

2006-11-09

笑話:智商測試儀

某廠生產了一種智商測試儀,獻給某知名廠商

秘書要試一試,把腦袋往裡面一伸,機器說「智商85」,秘書很高興,

副總腦袋放裡面,機器說「智商90 」副總也很高興,

總經理見大家這麼高興致,也去試一試。 腦袋往裡面一伸,

機器說 「儀器珍貴,請大家小心使用,---------請不要往裡面放石頭」。

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上次事件發生後,廠家急忙升級,很快推出了2.0版本,

於是,秘書再來一試, 機器說「智商90」,秘書大喜「長了5分」,

副總來一試,機器說「智商95」,副總也大喜。

總經理一看,心想這次應該沒問題了,也來一試,

機器半天不說話,

最後終於說:「----------- 這塊石頭好面熟」。

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連續兩次讓中央領導出醜,

廠家立刻高薪聘請專家,進行第三次升級,

經過N位專家努力,終於推出了3.0版,

於是,秘書又來一試,機器說「智商95」,

秘書大喜「這次測得準」,

副總來一試,機器說「智商100」,

副總也大喜,也說「現在才測得準」。

大家都叫總經理來試一試,這回總經理學乖了,

先叫人往裡面放一塊石頭看機器的反應,

只見機器立刻打出5個大字 ......

歡 迎 總 經 理

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